1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

3. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

6. What do you call a sleeping giraffe? A tall one.

7. Why was the math teacher so angry? Because he couldn't do arithmetic.

8. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

9. Why was the computer cold? Because it was left out in the winter.

10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

11. Why was the fish so happy? Because it was swimming in the ocean.

12. What do you call a camera that never takes a picture? A tourist.

13. Why did the cookie win the race? Because it had the best time.

14. What do you call a group of cats playing games? A feline fiesta.

15. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

16. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

17. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

18. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

19. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

20. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

21. Why was the fish so happy? Because it was swimming in the ocean.

22. What do you call a camera that never takes a picture? A tourist.

23. Why did the cookie win the race? Because it had the best time.

24. What do you call a group of cats playing games? A feline fiesta.

25. Why was the math teacher so angry? Because he couldn't do arithmetic.

26. What do you call a group of dogs playing games? A pack of cards.

27. What do you call a fake fish? A sea-serpent.

28. Why was the computer cold? Because it was left out in the winter.

29. What do you call a group of monkeys playing games? A troop of monkeys.

30. What do you call a group of giraffes playing games? A tall tale.

31. Why was the fish so sad? Because it lost its fin.

32. What do you call a group of birds playing games? A bird-watch party.

33. What do you call a group of bears playing games? A bear-y playful.

34. Why was the math book so sad? Because it had too many problems.

35. What do you call a group of cats playing games? A feline fiesta.

36. What do you call a group of dogs playing games? A pack of cards.

37. What do you call a group of monkeys playing games? A troop of monkeys.

38. What do you call a group of giraffes playing games? A tall tale.

39. Why was the computer so sad? Because it was broken.

40. What do you call a group of birds playing games? A bird-watch party.

41. What do you call a group of bears playing games? A bear-y playful.

42. Why was the fish so excited? Because it was going to catch a byte.

43. What do you call a group of cats playing games? A feline fiesta.

44. What do you call a group of dogs playing games? A pack of cards.

45. What do you call a group of monkeys playing games? A troop of monkeys.

46. What do you call a group of giraffes playing games? A tall tale.

47. Why was the math book so silly? Because it had too many silly problems.

48. What do you call a group of cats playing games? A feline fiesta.

49. What do you call a group of dogs playing games? A pack of cards.

50. What do you call a group of monkeys playing games? A troop of monkeys.