1. 创意就是要在athlete面前卖弄幽默。

2. 在这部电影里，我们要把幽默短剑插入这敌人的胸口。

3. The武功高强的人往往都是一些幽默感超群的人。

4. 有时候，幽默是另一种形式的气愤。

5. Iphone4s的sLogan是“The phone is a camera, and a music player”，iPhone 5s的sLogan是“This is how you should experience a new iphone”。

6. In少年时，我们追求的是内涵，随着年龄的增长，我们追求的是寂寞。

7. 你还是让我跪搓板吧，跪电暖气实在受不了啊！

8. The Secret of Successful People: Learn to方向的。

9. 我是一个演员，我的梦想是成为一个导演，我的梦想是成为一个伟大的表演者，我的梦想是成为一个著名的，但我不希望我的梦想是七级浮屠。

10. 有情人终成家属。

11. To be successful in life, you need to do three things: learn to wait, learn to be happy, and learn to love.

12. The two most important things in life are: learning to be content, and learning to be happy.

13. Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

14. A good friend is like a four-leaf clover in a lucky 4-o'er's hand.

15. Life is like a camera, focus out what's important, and forget about the rest.

16. You miss 100% of the shots you don't watch.

17. I'm not a teacher, but I can teach, I'm not a student, but I'm ready to learn.

18. I prefer simple refused.

19. The long way, I still believe in one principle: actions speak louder than words.

20. You can't just eat a peach and expect a peach tree.

21. I'm not a designer, but I know enough to live a fiftieth-century lifestyle.

22. Start asking yourself the questions that no one else would ask you.

23. Life is too short to hold grudges.

24. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

25. I'm not a drama queen, but I'm not a faker either.

26. I have a great sense of justice, and a bad memory.

27. You need to be slow and steady in life, not fast and lazy.

28. I'm not a magician, but I can make it look like one.

29. I'm not a police officer, but I can help you understand.

30. You can't judge a book by its cover.

31. I'm not a developer, but I have a great sense of user experience.

32. Start where you are, use what you have, and be where you want to be.

33. I'm not a waiter, but I can serve you a great meal.

34. I'm not a lawyer, but I can give you legal advice.

35. I'm not a fashion designer, but I know how to dress well.

36. I'm not a marketing specialist, but I know how to market a product.

37. I'm not a teacher, but I can teach you a great lesson.

38. I'm not a robot, but I can help you navigate.

39. I'm not a social media manager, but I can help you connect.

40. I'm not a gourmet chef, but I can cook a great meal.

41. I'm not a professional cleaner, but I know how to keep a clean house.

42. I'm not a fashion stylist, but I know how to accessorize well.

43. I'm not a car mechanic, but I know how to fix a broken heart.

44. I'm not a chef, but I know how to cook a great meal.

45. I'm not a cleaner, but I know how to keep a clean home.

46. I'm not a fashion designer, but I know how to find the perfect dress.

47. I'm not a real estate agent, but I know how to make a great deal.

48. I'm not a therapist, but I can give you a great listen.

49. I'm not a magician, but I can make it look like one.

50. I'm not a纳米科技专家, but I know how to think outside the box.